It started as a trickle, but now the clowns are coming in waves. Here’s a look at this week’s Hermiston police logs:
RP = Reporting Party
Tuesday, Oct. 4
Kudos
RP in the HPD lobby requesting to speak to a supervisor about what a great job Officer Ellwood does and how much he appreciates him.
Now’s a Good Time
RP reporting her son, 35, is sleeping at a location at N.E. Second Street. Officer told her to call to send someone to catch her son.
Wednesday, Oct. 5
That’s Not Legal
RP in HPD lobby to report her legal papers have been stolen.
Subaru-Driving Clown
RP reports that his neighbor just told him that they saw someone in a clown suit, and a clown mask with black hair in tan Subaru. The Subaru has only one headlight and has luggage racks. Possibly headed toward the middle school.
Peeping Clown
RP reports there is a clown looking in the windows. It has been in the area for 15 to 20 minutes.
Clownaphobia
RP advises the screen of his daughter’s bedroom window was off and laying on the ground. RP wants this log noted due to the “clown problem” and his kids are scared.
Thursday, Oct. 6
Amateur Investigator
RP reports the boys next door have multiple vehicles coming in and out of the residence. RP states that one of the vehicles has new body damage on it and RP thinks it may be from a hit and run. RP also wants to report that they are driving around high. One of the drivers is Ivan.
Friday, Oct. 7
Approximately How Many? A Bunch
RP wants to report a bunch of drunk people at W. Orchard and SW 11th St.
Saturday, Oct. 8
Not Good
RP reports that her a 12 year old boy shot her 11 year old daughter with a bb gun
More Clowning Around
Report of a clown standing near the trees approximately 100 feet from the apartments.
Sunday, Oct. 9
First-Degree Meanness
RP witnessed male being mean to his wife as she was walking around the store in a daze. Could not describe what he meant by mean except that he was too controlling. Thought officer should try to locate them and do welfare check.
Clowns, Clowns, Clowns
RP states on E Main St., Hermiston, 3 clowns running down the street toward highway 395.
And More Clowns
RP is reporting that there is a clown on the road near Armand Larive, male is standing there trying to scare people.
Monday, Oct. 10
Tough Odds
Family members stated Abel is trying to fight everyone.
Tuesday, Oct. 11
Calling Officer Golter
RP is on 911 saying “I need to talk to Officer Golter.” When asked what was going on the male stated nothing, he just needs to talk to Officer Golter. Male refused to give his location and said he just wants to talk to Officer Golter. A female then got on the phone and stated there was no emergency and that her boyfriend was highly intoxicated. Female was calm and trying to explain to him tin that he was not to call 911, but the male was in the background insisting he needs an officer.
In Need of a Warm Conversation
Male is in front of the police department and wants to talk to OSP. Male advises he will freeze to death if no one comes out and talks to him.
