Northeast Oregon Now has dug into the Hermiston police logs to pluck out some of the more unique reports received by the HPD:
RP = Reporting Party
Tuesday, Sept. 13
Keeping a Distance
Employee reports a vehicle in the lot, running for over two hours. Driver is slumped over the wheel. No plate info given as RP does not want to get that close.
Dust Up
Occurred on Nw Spruce St, Hermiston. (Hundred block.) Rp is in the HPD Lobby requesting to speak to an officer. At approximately 8 am this morning, RP was driving in the area. His vehicle kicked up some dirt, and the resident in the area came out side and threw a chair at the vehicle causing damage.
Someone, Anyone!
RP needs to report his neighbor’s dog keeps barking. Can hear the dog barking in the background. RP requesting that someone make the dog be quiet, since this happens almost every night.
Wednesday, Sept. 14
Eew!
Occurred on N 1ST St., Hermiston. RP would like officer to come by as there is a shopping cart full of garbage and other items back by the dumpster, and she would like officer to haul it off as she does not feel comfortable throwing it away herself.
Thursday, Sept. 15
Eew! Part II
RP states a male in a light gray van has been parking in the parking lot frequently, and she believes the male is living in the van. RP also states the male appears to be urinating in the parking lot while in the van.
Most Definitely Is
RP is reporting a shopping cart on top of the old county building. It is hanging over the edge. RP thinks this is hazard.
Self-Loathing Dog
RP is reporting that the dog at NW Overlook Drive has been barking all day. The owners work all day, the dog is in the back yard, every time the RP goes in her back yard, the dog throws itself against the fence. RP would like an officer to make it stop.
Friday, Sept. 16
Things Scattered
RP states that there is a male sleeping on the shoulder of the road just west of the OSP office. RP states that there are things scattered in a 10 foot area around him. RP states that he has been by the male twice in the last 40 minutes and the male has not moved at all.
Property Scattered
RP states the male that pushes his bike around and has cans is in front of this location, and has his property scattered all over the roadway, causing a traffic hazard.
Random Road Cats
Caller reports two cats in the roadway near this location. RP wants to wait for an officer and she is parked on W Highland
Press the “Off” Button
RP states she hears a voice and music coming across a loudspeaker from inside her house. RP does not need contact, just wants it to stop.
Saturday, Sept. 17
Drunk Sedan
RP reporting there was a silver 4 door sedan (unknown plate) possibly intoxicated, headed east on Highland from Highway 395. Vehicle was swerving all over the roadway.
Any Success?
RP states there is a male that was trying to pick himself up from the side of the road, across from the Justice Center on Hwy 395.
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RP is in the HPD lobby requesting to speak to an officer. He was corresponding with a female on a dating website and now she is harassing him on the site and on Facebook.
All I Got Was Some Ammo
RP dropped some ammunition off at the Lobby window that she inherited and did not want.
Drunk Dog?
RP reporting male leaving Big Smoke in a white Ford, wearing white T, he has a dog in his lap, visibly intoxicated.
Eew!, Part III
Three boys were pulling dog waste garbage bags through the park. When RP approached them they took off running.
